{"product_id":"naughty-sausage-dog-christmas-decor","title":"πŸ”₯πŸ₯°Naughty Sausage Dog Christmas Decor – A Hilarious Holiday Accent","description":"\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n\/* =========================================\n NAUGHTY SAUSAGE DOG CHRISTMAS LANDING\n For Shopify TYtheme\n Scoped CSS | Responsive | Full Bleed\n ========================================= *\/\n\n#nsd-landing {\n --nsd-green:#19382f;\n --nsd-deep:#112a24;\n --nsd-red:#ab4537;\n --nsd-gold:#d7ae67;\n --nsd-cream:#fff9ef;\n --nsd-paper:#f6eee1;\n --nsd-ink:#27392f;\n --nsd-muted:#58665e;\n --nsd-white:#ffffff;\n\n position:relative;\n left:50%;\n width:100vw;\n max-width:100vw;\n margin-left:-50vw;\n transform:translateX(0);\n overflow:hidden;\n isolation:isolate;\n font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;\n color:var(--nsd-ink);\n background:var(--nsd-cream);\n -webkit-font-smoothing:antialiased;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing,\n#nsd-landing * {\n box-sizing:border-box;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing h2,\n#nsd-landing h3,\n#nsd-landing p {\n 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align-items:center;\n justify-content:center;\n gap:12px;\n min-height:54px;\n padding:15px 28px;\n background:var(--nsd-red);\n border:1px solid var(--nsd-red);\n border-radius:8px;\n text-decoration:none !important;\n color:#fff !important;\n font-size:14px;\n font-weight:800;\n letter-spacing:.4px;\n line-height:1.4;\n text-align:center;\n transition:background .2s ease,transform .2s ease;\n cursor:pointer;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-btn:hover {\n background:#8c3029;\n border-color:#8c3029;\n transform:translateY(-2px);\n color:#fff !important;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-btn--gold {\n background:#e4b975;\n border-color:#e4b975;\n color:#23392e !important;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-btn--gold:hover {\n background:#f1cc90;\n border-color:#f1cc90;\n color:#23392e !important;\n}\n\n\/* Benefit Strip *\/\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-strip {\n background:#e7d6b9;\n padding:27px 0;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-strip-inner {\n display:grid;\n grid-template-columns:repeat(3,minmax(0,1fr));\n align-items:center;\n gap:14px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-strip-item {\n text-align:center;\n padding:7px 13px;\n font-size:13px;\n line-height:1.6;\n font-weight:800;\n letter-spacing:.3px;\n color:#304333;\n border-right:1px solid rgba(48,67,51,.22);\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-strip-item:last-child {\n border:0;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-strip-item span {\n display:block;\n font-size:21px;\n margin-bottom:4px;\n}\n\n\/* Editorial Quote *\/\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-interlude {\n background:var(--nsd-green);\n padding:61px 20px;\n color:#fff9ee;\n text-align:center;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-interlude .nsd-kicker {\n color:#e8be7c;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-interlude h2 {\n max-width:900px;\n margin:0 auto 14px;\n color:#fff9ee;\n font-size:clamp(30px,3.7vw,52px);\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-interlude p {\n max-width:620px;\n margin:0 auto;\n color:#e9e9dd;\n}\n\n\/* Three Placement Cards *\/\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-moments {\n background:#f7f0e4;\n padding:85px 0 92px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-center {\n text-align:center;\n max-width:780px;\n margin:0 auto 46px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-center h2 {\n color:var(--nsd-green);\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-center p {\n max-width:630px;\n margin:0 auto;\n color:var(--nsd-muted);\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-cards {\n display:grid;\n grid-template-columns:repeat(3,minmax(0,1fr));\n gap:20px;\n align-items:stretch;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-card {\n display:flex;\n flex-direction:column;\n background:#fffdf7;\n border-radius:18px;\n overflow:hidden;\n border:1px solid #e8ddcd;\n box-shadow:0 9px 25px rgba(42,44,30,.04);\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-card-copy {\n padding:25px 22px 15px;\n flex:1;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-card-num {\n font-size:11px;\n font-weight:800;\n letter-spacing:2px;\n color:var(--nsd-red);\n display:block;\n margin-bottom:13px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-card h3 {\n font-size:25px;\n margin-bottom:12px;\n color:var(--nsd-green);\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-card p {\n font-size:14px;\n line-height:1.7;\n color:var(--nsd-muted);\n margin-bottom:0;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-card img {\n width:100%;\n height:auto;\n aspect-ratio:1\/1;\n object-fit:cover;\n border-radius:0;\n}\n\n\/* Double Gallery *\/\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-gallery {\n background:var(--nsd-deep);\n color:#fffaf0;\n padding:86px 0 93px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-gallery .nsd-center h2 {\n color:#fffaf0;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-gallery .nsd-center p {\n color:#e3e6db;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-gallery .nsd-kicker {\n color:#e8bd78;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-gallery-grid {\n display:grid;\n grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;\n gap:24px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-gallery-item {\n background:#234236;\n border-radius:20px;\n overflow:hidden;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-gallery-text {\n padding:26px 28px 22px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-gallery-text h3 {\n color:#fff9ec;\n margin:0 0 11px;\n font-size:26px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-gallery-text p {\n margin:0;\n color:#e1e7dd;\n font-size:14px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-gallery-item img {\n width:100%;\n aspect-ratio:1\/1;\n object-fit:cover;\n}\n\n\/* FAQ *\/\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-faq {\n background:#fffaf1;\n padding:85px 0 92px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-faq-wrap {\n max-width:810px;\n margin:0 auto;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-faq h2 {\n text-align:center;\n color:var(--nsd-green);\n margin-bottom:34px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-faq details {\n border-bottom:1px solid #ddd0bf;\n padding:21px 0;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-faq summary {\n position:relative;\n display:block;\n cursor:pointer;\n padding:0 32px 0 0;\n list-style:none;\n color:#263e31;\n font-size:16px;\n line-height:1.5;\n font-weight:800;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-faq summary::-webkit-details-marker {\n display:none;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-faq summary:after {\n content:\"+\";\n position:absolute;\n right:5px;\n top:0;\n color:var(--nsd-red);\n font-size:23px;\n font-weight:400;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-faq details[open] summary:after {\n content:\"βˆ’\";\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-faq details p {\n color:#536358;\n margin:14px 0 2px;\n font-size:15px;\n line-height:1.8;\n}\n\n\/* Final CTA *\/\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-final {\n padding:82px 20px 90px;\n background:#a94336;\n color:#fff8eb;\n text-align:center;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-final-inner {\n max-width:730px;\n margin:0 auto;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-final .nsd-kicker {\n color:#ffdfaa;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-final h2 {\n color:#fff9ed;\n margin-bottom:22px;\n font-size:clamp(36px,4.4vw,56px);\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-final p {\n color:#fff1e6;\n margin:0 auto 26px;\n max-width:590px;\n}\n\n#nsd-landing .nsd-final-small {\n font-size:12px !important;\n margin-top:19px !important;\n color:#ffe3d6 !important;\n}\n\n\/* Responsive *\/\n\n@media(max-width:767px) {\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-container {\n width:calc(100% - 32px);\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-grid {\n grid-template-columns:minmax(0,1fr);\n gap:25px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-grid .nsd-copy {\n order:1 !important;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-grid .nsd-media {\n order:2 !important;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-feature {\n padding:55px 0;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-hero {\n padding:49px 0 54px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-hero h2 {\n font-size:clamp(36px,9vw,48px);\n }\n\n #nsd-landing h2 {\n font-size:clamp(31px,8vw,39px);\n }\n\n #nsd-landing h3 {\n font-size:24px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing p {\n font-size:15px;\n line-height:1.75;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-media img {\n border-radius:15px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-kicker {\n font-size:10px;\n margin-bottom:15px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-strip {\n padding:19px 0;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-strip-inner {\n gap:0;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-strip-item {\n padding:5px 7px;\n font-size:10px;\n line-height:1.5;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-strip-item span {\n font-size:18px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-moments,\n #nsd-landing .nsd-gallery,\n #nsd-landing .nsd-faq {\n padding:58px 0;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-cards {\n grid-template-columns:1fr;\n gap:20px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-card-copy {\n padding:24px 22px 18px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-gallery-grid {\n grid-template-columns:1fr;\n gap:20px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-center {\n margin-bottom:30px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-interlude {\n padding:50px 18px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-btn {\n width:100%;\n max-width:400px;\n min-height:53px;\n }\n\n #nsd-landing .nsd-final {\n padding:60px 18px 65px;\n }\n}\n\n@media(prefers-reduced-motion:reduce) {\n #nsd-landing .nsd-btn {\n transition:none;\n }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv id=\"nsd-landing\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 01 β€” MAIN HERO\n IMAGE 1 \/ 10\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"nsd-hero\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-container nsd-grid\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-copy\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-kicker\"\u003e\n πŸŽ„ A LITTLE HOLIDAY MISCHIEF\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n Santa Said Be Good.\n \u003cem\u003eHe Had Other Plans.\u003c\/em\u003e\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Meet the little sausage dog who's about\n to turn your perfectly decorated Christmas\n home into a comedy scene.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n One cheeky pose. One unforgettable\n holiday decoration. Endless reasons to laugh.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"#MainContent\" class=\"nsd-btn nsd-scroll-buy nsd-btn--gold\"\u003e\n 🐾 BRING HOME THE TROUBLE β†’\n \u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-media\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/481141f5-30c0-4598-92ee-2a8db6fdcad1.png?v=1793083781\u0026amp;width=1100\" alt=\"Funny Christmas dachshund decoration beside a real sausage dog\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 02 β€” BENEFIT STRIP\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-strip\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-container nsd-strip-inner\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-strip-item\"\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003e🐢\u003c\/span\u003e\n DACHSHUND-LOVER HUMOR\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-strip-item\"\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eπŸŽ„\u003c\/span\u003e\n CHRISTMAS MISCHIEF\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-strip-item\"\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e\n A GIFT WITH PERSONALITY\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 03 β€” CHRISTMAS TREE\n IMAGE 2 \/ 10\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"nsd-feature nsd-feature--cream\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-container nsd-grid\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-copy\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-kicker\"\u003e\n 01 \/ THE CHRISTMAS CRIME SCENE\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n The Tree Is Up.\n His Manners Are Down.\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-line\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n You spent hours decorating the tree.\n He took one look and decided the\n corner needed his personal touch.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n With his mischievous expression and\n colorful stained-glass-inspired design,\n this little troublemaker brings\n unexpected humor to holiday decorating.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-quote\"\u003e\n β€œApparently, every Christmas tree\n needs a little watering.” πŸ˜‚\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-media\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/83b649a4-1d70-4073-bfc1-5322a8de1141.png?v=1793083782\u0026amp;width=1100\" alt=\"Naughty Christmas sausage dog decoration beside a decorated Christmas tree\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 04 β€” STAIRCASE\n IMAGE 3 \/ 10\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"nsd-feature nsd-feature--paper\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-container nsd-grid nsd-reverse\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-copy\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-kicker\"\u003e\n 02 \/ TOO CUTE TO STAY MAD\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n That Face.\n That Tail.\n Absolutely No Regrets.\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-line\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n The Santa hat says festive.\n The innocent eyes say adorable.\n Everything else tells a very\n different story.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Place him near a baseboard or\n your favorite Christmas display\n and let the joke speak for itself.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-note\"\u003e\n Naughty behavior. Irresistible charm.\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-media\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/63ae910f-0876-4f38-91ca-aa92bf5ccce6.png?v=1793083783\u0026amp;width=1100\" alt=\"Funny dachshund Christmas decoration near a festive staircase\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 05 β€” HUMOR QUOTE\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"nsd-interlude\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-container\"\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-kicker\"\u003e\n THE UNOFFICIAL CHRISTMAS MASCOT\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n Some Dogs Bring Joy.\n \u003cbr\u003e\n This One Brings Evidence. 🐾\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Because Christmas should be full\n of love, laughter, and at least\n one decoration that makes everyone\n say, β€œOh my goodness!”\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 06 β€” 3 LOCATION CARDS\n IMAGES 4, 5, 6 \/ 10\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"nsd-moments\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-container\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-center\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-kicker\"\u003e\n HOLIDAY DECOR WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n Trouble Has a Way\n of Finding Every Corner.\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n From cozy indoor displays to\n festive entryways, his cheeky\n little pose makes an ordinary\n corner impossible to ignore.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-cards\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CARD 1 --\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-card\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-card-copy\"\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-card-num\"\u003e\n MOMENT 01\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch3\u003e\n The Front Door Surprise\n \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n First impressions matter.\n His just happens to be\n a little questionable.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/ab70f276-b0d8-4725-b27b-11231b3eb940.png?v=1793083781\u0026amp;width=850\" alt=\"Sausage dog Christmas ornament displayed near a holiday front entrance\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- CARD 2 --\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-card\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-card-copy\"\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-card-num\"\u003e\n MOMENT 02\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch3\u003e\n Kitchen Mischief\n \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Even the most beautifully\n decorated kitchen could use\n a little unexpected comedy.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/e9445394-2938-490b-a89b-774cc45fa075.png?v=1793083781\u0026amp;width=850\" alt=\"Funny Christmas dachshund decoration beside a farmhouse kitchen island\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- CARD 3 --\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-card\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-card-copy\"\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-card-num\"\u003e\n MOMENT 03\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch3\u003e\n The Gate Has Been Claimed\n \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n A playful outdoor-inspired\n display idea for a dog\n with absolutely no shame.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/14d42797-3e49-4386-b614-bd1f3ce5e672.png?v=1793083782\u0026amp;width=850\" alt=\"Funny festive dachshund decor shown beside a wooden garden gate\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 07 β€” GIFT EMOTION\n IMAGE 7 \/ 10\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"nsd-feature nsd-feature--white\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-container nsd-grid\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-copy\"\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-kicker\"\u003e\n 03 \/ THE GIFT THAT GETS A LAUGH\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n Know Someone Who\n Is Completely Obsessed\n With Dachshunds?\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-line\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n You know the person.\n Dachshund photos everywhere.\n Dog-themed gifts on every shelf.\n Their little sausage dog can\n do absolutely no wrong.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n This Christmas, give them\n something that captures\n exactly why they love\n those mischievous little pups.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-quote\"\u003e\n β€œI saw this and immediately\n thought of your dog!” 🎁\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-media\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/788f496e-a30a-4b58-99ef-0b8efa3bbe26.png?v=1793083781\u0026amp;width=1100\" alt=\"Woman smiling at the funny Christmas sausage dog decoration\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 08 β€” WOODLAND SCENE\n IMAGE 8 \/ 10\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"nsd-feature nsd-feature--paper\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-container nsd-grid nsd-reverse\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-copy\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-kicker\"\u003e\n 04 \/ A PERSONALITY ALL HIS OWN\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n Small Dog Energy.\n Big Holiday Attitude.\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-line\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Long body. Short legs.\n A Santa hat.\n And the confidence of a dog\n who believes the whole world\n belongs to him.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n The rich, colorful panels\n and playful silhouette\n make this Christmas accent\n anything but ordinary.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-note\"\u003e\n Made for people who love a good joke.\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-media\"\u003e\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/5d18e627-1517-4b8d-a761-ba495efef249.png?v=1793083783\u0026amp;width=1100\" alt=\"Christmas dachshund decoration beside a tree in a festive winter scene\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 09 β€” LIFESTYLE GALLERY\n IMAGES 9, 10 \/ 10\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"nsd-gallery\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-container\"\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-center\"\u003e\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-kicker\"\u003e\n A LITTLE MISCHIEF GOES A LONG WAY\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n The Best Christmas Decorations\n Have a Story.\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n And this one has the kind of\n story that makes people look\n twice and laugh.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-gallery-grid\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- IMAGE 9 --\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-gallery-item\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-gallery-text\"\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003e\n Santa's Boots Are Not Safe.\n \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Somebody should probably\n tell Santa he has a visitor.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/02b16811-7171-4dc2-86e4-11d528263a01.png?v=1793083782\u0026amp;width=1000\" alt=\"Naughty Christmas sausage dog decoration beside Santa boots\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- IMAGE 10 --\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-gallery-item\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-gallery-text\"\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003e\n Dachshund Owners Get It.\n \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Somehow, this looks\n exactly like something\n a real sausage dog would do.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/b486bfa0-9844-4de6-941d-aedb0bbaee9a.png?v=1793083782\u0026amp;width=1000\" alt=\"Real dachshund sitting beside a funny Christmas dog decoration near a fireplace\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 10 β€” FAQ\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"nsd-faq\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-container nsd-faq-wrap\"\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-kicker\" style=\"text-align:center;\"\u003e\n GOOD QUESTIONS, NAUGHTY ANSWERS\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n A Few Things to Know.\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdetails\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\n Where can I display this decoration?\n \u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n It looks especially playful\n near a baseboard, beside\n Christmas decorations, or\n along an entryway display.\n For outdoor use, check the\n product's care and placement\n information before exposing\n it to the weather.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003cdetails\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\n Is it made from real stained glass?\n \u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n The design has a colorful\n stained-glass-inspired appearance.\n Please refer to the product\n specifications for the actual\n material and construction.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003cdetails\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\n Is this a good Christmas gift?\n \u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n If the recipient loves dachshunds,\n quirky decorations, or jokes about\n mischievous dogs, this is a fun\n gift idea with plenty of personality.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003cdetails\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\n What will I receive?\n \u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n The item offered is the\n Naughty Sausage Dog Christmas\n Decor. Christmas trees, furniture,\n pets and other items shown in\n lifestyle photos are display props.\n Check the product selection above\n for the order details.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003cdetails\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\n How big is the decoration?\n \u003c\/summary\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Please check the size information\n in the product details before\n ordering and compare it with your\n intended display space.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\n \u003c!-- =====================================\n SECTION 11 β€” FINAL CONVERSION\n SAME-PAGE SCROLL TO PRICE\n ===================================== --\u003e\n\n \u003csection class=\"nsd-final\"\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"nsd-final-inner\"\u003e\n\n \u003cspan class=\"nsd-kicker\"\u003e\n πŸŽ„ YOUR CHRISTMAS COULD USE A LITTLE TROUBLE\n \u003c\/span\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003e\n Naughty?\n Absolutely.\n \u003cbr\u003e\n Adorable?\n Even More.\n \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003e\n Let this mischievous little dachshund\n bring laughter, personality,\n and a wonderfully unexpected\n Christmas moment to your home.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"#MainContent\" class=\"nsd-btn nsd-btn--gold nsd-scroll-buy\"\u003e\n 🐾 GET MY NAUGHTY SAUSAGE DOG β†’\n \u003c\/a\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"nsd-final-small\"\u003e\n Select your offer in the product section above.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n\u003c!-- =========================================\n SAME PAGE PURCHASE SECTION SCROLL\n No new page, no cart redirect\n ========================================= --\u003e\n\n\u003cscript\u003e\n(function () {\n 'use strict';\n\n var root = document.getElementById('nsd-landing');\n\n if (!root) return;\n\n \/*\n * Locate the original product price or\n * product purchase panel above this landing.\n * Works with common Shopify \/ TYtheme\n * product information structures.\n *\/\n\n function isUsable(element) {\n if (!element || root.contains(element)) {\n return false;\n }\n\n if (\n element.closest(\n '.shopify-section-group-header-group,' +\n '.drawer,' +\n '.cart-drawer,' +\n '.quick-view,' +\n '.quick-add-modal,' +\n '.sticky-add-to-cart,' +\n '.sticky-cart'\n )\n ) {\n return false;\n }\n\n var style = window.getComputedStyle(element);\n\n return (\n style.display !== 'none' \u0026\u0026\n style.visibility !== 'hidden' \u0026\u0026\n element.getClientRects().length \u003e 0\n );\n }\n\n function findPurchaseTarget() {\n\n var selectors = [\n '.product__info-container .price',\n '.product__info-wrapper .price',\n '.product-info-main .price',\n '.product-single__meta .price',\n '.product-info__price',\n '.product__price',\n '.product-single__price',\n '.product-price',\n '[data-product-price]',\n '.price--large',\n '.product-form__price',\n '.product__info-container',\n '.product__info-wrapper',\n '.product-info-main',\n '.product-single__meta',\n 'form[action*=\"\/cart\/add\"]'\n ];\n\n var rootTop =\n root.getBoundingClientRect().top +\n window.pageYOffset;\n\n for (var i = 0; i \u003c selectors.length; i++) {\n\n var found =\n document.querySelectorAll(selectors[i]);\n\n for (var j = 0; j \u003c found.length; j++) {\n\n var el = found[j];\n\n if (!isUsable(el)) continue;\n\n var top =\n el.getBoundingClientRect().top +\n window.pageYOffset;\n\n if (top \u003e= rootTop) continue;\n\n return el;\n }\n }\n\n return null;\n }\n\n function scrollToPurchase(event) {\n\n var target = findPurchaseTarget();\n\n if (!target) {\n \/*\n * Fallback: native anchor to the\n * beginning of Shopify main content.\n *\/\n var mainContent =\n document.getElementById('MainContent');\n\n if (mainContent) {\n event.preventDefault();\n\n mainContent.scrollIntoView({\n behavior: 'smooth',\n block: 'start'\n });\n }\n\n return;\n }\n\n event.preventDefault();\n\n var header =\n document.querySelector(\n '.shopify-section-header-sticky,' +\n '.header-wrapper,' +\n '.site-header'\n );\n\n var offset = 95;\n\n if (header \u0026\u0026 isUsable(header)) {\n var height =\n header.getBoundingClientRect().height;\n\n offset = Math.min(\n Math.max(height + 18, 70),\n 180\n );\n }\n\n var targetTop =\n target.getBoundingClientRect().top +\n window.pageYOffset -\n offset;\n\n window.scrollTo({\n top: Math.max(0, targetTop),\n behavior: window.matchMedia(\n '(prefers-reduced-motion: reduce)'\n ).matches ? 'auto' : 'smooth'\n });\n }\n\n var buttons =\n root.querySelectorAll('.nsd-scroll-buy');\n\n buttons.forEach(function(button) {\n button.addEventListener(\n 'click',\n scrollToPurchase\n );\n });\n\n})();\n\u003c\/script\u003e\n","brand":"ZZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47718302056620,"sku":"CJ726102702-θ…Šθ‚ η‹—","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/3012\/8812\/files\/481141f5-30c0-4598-92ee-2a8db6fdcad1.png?v=1793083781","url":"https:\/\/nestmiro.com\/products\/naughty-sausage-dog-christmas-decor","provider":"Nestmiro","version":"1.0","type":"link"}