{"product_id":"funny-cowboy-santa-butt-tissue-box","title":"🤠 Funny Cowboy Santa Butt Tissue Box","description":"\u003csection aria-label=\"Cowboy tissue holder details\" class=\"cowboy-page\" id=\"cowboy-15417817366686\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-page__inner\"\u003e \u003cheader class=\"cowboy-hero\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-hero__text\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-eyebrow\"\u003eA LITTLE WESTERN HUMOR\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eA Little Cowboy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eA Whole Lot of Laughs.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-lead\"\u003eNot your ordinary tissue holder. This cheeky cowboy pairs a brown hat, red bandana, fringed vest and boots with one unforgettable surprise: tissues pull from the back.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv aria-label=\"Product highlights\" class=\"cowboy-highlights\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePlayful Western Look\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eTissue-Dispensing Design\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eConversation-Starting Gift\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e  \u003cp class=\"cowboy-price\"\u003e$29.99\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cfigure class=\"cowboy-hero__photo\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Cowboy tissue holder in an open shipping box, showing the cowboy hat, fringed vest, jeans and boots\" fetchpriority=\"high\" height=\"1254\" loading=\"eager\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 100vw, 52vw\" src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/01_family_christmas_dinner.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=1400\" srcset=\"\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/01_family_christmas_dinner.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=640 640w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/01_family_christmas_dinner.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=960 960w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/01_family_christmas_dinner.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=1400 1400w\" width=\"1254\"\u003e \u003cfigcaption\u003eUNBOX THE UNEXPECTED\u003c\/figcaption\u003e \u003c\/figure\u003e \u003c\/header\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-intro\"\u003e \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"cowboy-intro__icon\"\u003e✦\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt starts with a giggle. Then someone asks, \u003cstrong\u003e“Wait… is that really a tissue holder?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"cowboy-intro__icon\"\u003e✦\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003csection aria-label=\"Give the holiday table a punchline.\" class=\"cowboy-story cowboy-story--first\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__visual\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Family enjoying a festive meal with the cowboy tissue holder on the table\" height=\"1254\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 100vw, 52vw\" src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/02_car_center_console.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=1400\" srcset=\"\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/02_car_center_console.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=640 640w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/02_car_center_console.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=960 960w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/02_car_center_console.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=1400 1400w\" width=\"1254\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__text\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-eyebrow\"\u003e01 \/ THE INSTANT ICEBREAKER\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eGive the holiday table a punchline.\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eAmong Christmas lights, family meals and familiar traditions, one unexpected cowboy becomes the center of attention. The joke is easy to understand at a glance—and fun to share.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__note\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e Made to spark smiles at get-togethers.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection aria-label=\"Western personality, wherever you put it.\" class=\"cowboy-story cowboy-story--reverse\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__visual\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Cowboy novelty tissue holder shown resting on a vehicle center console\" height=\"1254\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 100vw, 52vw\" src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/03_couple_in_car.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=1400\" srcset=\"\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/03_couple_in_car.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=640 640w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/03_couple_in_car.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=960 960w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/03_couple_in_car.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=1400 1400w\" width=\"1254\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__text\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-eyebrow\"\u003e02 \/ A COWBOY ON THE ROAD\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eWestern personality, wherever you put it.\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe hat, embroidered boots, denim and fringed details turn a familiar everyday object into something far more entertaining. The pictured vehicle setting shows the idea—placement must always be safe and secure.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__note\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e A fun accent for a parked vehicle or at home.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection aria-label=\"One tissue. One very good joke.\" class=\"cowboy-story cowboy-story--first\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__visual\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Couple smiling in a car beside the cowboy tissue holder with a tissue being pulled from the rear\" height=\"1254\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 100vw, 52vw\" src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/04_feature_benefits.png?v=1792740036\u0026amp;width=1400\" srcset=\"\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/04_feature_benefits.png?v=1792740036\u0026amp;width=640 640w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/04_feature_benefits.png?v=1792740036\u0026amp;width=960 960w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/04_feature_benefits.png?v=1792740036\u0026amp;width=1400 1400w\" width=\"1254\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__text\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-eyebrow\"\u003e03 \/ THE MOMENT OF SURPRISE\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eOne tissue. One very good joke.\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe best part is not just how the cowboy looks—it is the moment someone reaches for a tissue and notices where it comes from. A practical detail with a playful twist.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__note\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e The unexpected dispensing spot is the whole charm.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection aria-label=\"What makes the design memorable\" class=\"cowboy-quote\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-quote__top\"\u003eTHE FUN IS IN THE UNEXPECTED\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eLooks like a cowboy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eWorks like a tissue holder.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe perfect combination of a little usefulness and a whole lot of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection aria-label=\"Every detail says “cowboy.”\" class=\"cowboy-story cowboy-story--reverse\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__visual\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Close-up feature graphic highlighting the cowboy tissue holder outfit and rear tissue opening\" height=\"1254\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 100vw, 52vw\" src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/05_tissue_demo_split.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=1400\" srcset=\"\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/05_tissue_demo_split.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=640 640w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/05_tissue_demo_split.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=960 960w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/05_tissue_demo_split.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=1400 1400w\" width=\"1254\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__text\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-eyebrow\"\u003e04 \/ FULL OF CHARACTER\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eEvery detail says “cowboy.”\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eFrom the wide-brimmed brown hat and red paisley bandana to the fringed vest, stitched jeans and embroidered Western boots, this little character has plenty of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__note\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e A recognizable, cheeky Western silhouette.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection aria-label=\"Yes, it really holds tissues.\" class=\"cowboy-story cowboy-story--first\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__visual\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Two views demonstrating a tissue being removed from the cowboy holder\" height=\"1254\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 100vw, 52vw\" src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/06_senior_living_room.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=1400\" srcset=\"\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/06_senior_living_room.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=640 640w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/06_senior_living_room.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=960 960w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/06_senior_living_room.png?v=1792740037\u0026amp;width=1400 1400w\" width=\"1254\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__text\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-eyebrow\"\u003e05 \/ THE FUNCTIONAL TWIST\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eYes, it really holds tissues.\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eA tissue pulls through the opening at the back, turning a routine reach for a tissue into an everyday laugh. For refilling and tissue-size compatibility, please check the actual product specifications.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__note\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e Fun to look at. Designed for access to tissues.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection aria-label=\"For someone with a great sense of humor.\" class=\"cowboy-story cowboy-story--reverse\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__visual\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Smiling older man enjoying the cowboy novelty tissue holder at home\" height=\"1254\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 100vw, 52vw\" src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/07_versatile_settings.png?v=1792740036\u0026amp;width=1400\" srcset=\"\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/07_versatile_settings.png?v=1792740036\u0026amp;width=640 640w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/07_versatile_settings.png?v=1792740036\u0026amp;width=960 960w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/07_versatile_settings.png?v=1792740036\u0026amp;width=1400 1400w\" width=\"1254\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__text\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-eyebrow\"\u003e06 \/ THE GIFT THAT GETS A REACTION\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eFor someone with a great sense of humor.\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eShopping for a dad, grandpa, partner or Western-style fan who already seems to have everything? A funny, character-filled tissue holder makes for a delightfully unexpected gift idea.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__note\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e A playful pick for holidays, birthdays and just-because moments.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection aria-label=\"A little humor goes a long way.\" class=\"cowboy-story cowboy-story--first\"\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__visual\"\u003e \u003cimg alt=\"Four suggested settings for the cowboy novelty tissue holder, including car, living room and holiday table\" height=\"1254\" loading=\"lazy\" sizes=\"(max-width: 767px) 100vw, 52vw\" src=\"https:\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/a4cfaab153c6a73d747c67764a668832.png?v=1792740598\u0026amp;width=1400\" srcset=\"\/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/a4cfaab153c6a73d747c67764a668832.png?v=1792740598\u0026amp;width=640 640w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/a4cfaab153c6a73d747c67764a668832.png?v=1792740598\u0026amp;width=960 960w, \/\/nzhyshgcj.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/a4cfaab153c6a73d747c67764a668832.png?v=1792740598\u0026amp;width=1400 1400w\" width=\"1254\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__text\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-eyebrow\"\u003e07 \/ MORE THAN ONE SPOT\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eA little humor goes a long way.\u003c\/h3\u003e \u003cp\u003eTry it on a living-room side table, a desk or another stable surface where its outfit and funny rear detail can be seen. The same playful idea works well beyond the holiday season.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cdiv class=\"cowboy-story__note\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★\u003c\/span\u003e Choose a stable location that keeps the holder within reach.\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection aria-label=\"Three reasons to love this design\" class=\"cowboy-benefits\"\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e☺\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch3\u003eGets People Smiling\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA playful surprise that is easy to share.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e✧\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch3\u003eUseful With a Twist\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReach for a tissue and enjoy the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e♡\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFull of Western Charm\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat character for a novelty-gift idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection aria-labelledby=\"cowboy-faq-title-15417817366686\" class=\"cowboy-faq\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-eyebrow\"\u003eGOOD TO KNOW BEFORE YOU BUY\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2 id=\"cowboy-faq-title-15417817366686\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eIs this just a decoration, or a tissue holder too?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eIt is designed as a novelty tissue holder. The photos show tissues emerging from an opening at the back of the plush cowboy.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eHow do the tissues come out?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eA tissue is pulled through the rear opening shown in the images. Please follow the actual product instructions for inserting or replacing tissues.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eDoes it work with every size of tissue?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eUniversal compatibility has not been confirmed. Please check the product dimensions and compatible tissue format before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eCan I use it in my car?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe images show it resting on a vehicle center console, but they do not establish that it includes a mounting system. If placed in a vehicle, make sure it cannot shift or interfere with driving controls or airbags.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eCan I keep it on display after Christmas?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eAbsolutely as a styling choice. The cowboy theme is not limited to Christmas, so it can be a playful accent on a desk, shelf or side table throughout the year.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003cdetails\u003e \u003csummary\u003eAre the tissues and gift wrapping included?\u003c\/summary\u003e \u003cp\u003eThe photos may show styling props, tissue sheets or packaging for illustration. Please refer to the product's confirmed “What's Included” information for the exact contents.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/details\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003csection aria-label=\"Shop the cowboy tissue holder\" class=\"cowboy-final\"\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-eyebrow\"\u003eTHE LITTLE GIFT WITH A BIG PERSONALITY\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eMake Someone Laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd Keep the Tissues Handy.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e \u003cp\u003ePart Western character, part everyday tissue holder, and entirely unexpected.\u003c\/p\u003e  \u003cp class=\"cowboy-price\"\u003e$29.99\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp class=\"cowboy-disclaimer\"\u003ePlease confirm the product's size, included contents and refill compatibility in the listing before purchase.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/section\u003e \u003cstyle\u003e   .cowboy-page 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